Jared Mello

A sometimes raging lunatic that gets really passionate about certain topics. He gets really fired up when people do stupid things and when big media tries to pass off lies as truth.

Bobby Dattero

A mostly even-keeled guy that’s probably smarter than you and that doesn’t get too high, but never gets too low. He has no patience for stupid people, and roughly 97.8% of all people are stupid.